Don't bad things come in threes?

After I got my car to a shop, dealt with the insurance company and picked up a rental car, I was able to go into work for a few hours. After I got home my wife showed me what a wonderful gift of flowers I had sent to her.

I'm really beginning to hate that Saint Valentine guy.....

I did get a refund, but come on.... I'm trying to figure out where all this bad karma came from...

Not a happy Valentine's Day morning for me....

This is what happens when someone thinks it would be funny to remove all the lug nuts from the wheels of your car.

Hah... fuckin.. hah... the shop has listed over $1000 in damage already and still counting....... happy Valentine's day to me....

We can't for the life of us figure out who hates us this much.... or if it was just some asshole kids who are stupid enough to think this would be a funny practical joke. Real life is not television.